I have been living with my head in the sand. Or the snow as the case may be...I have been teaching for 12 years and never, until today, have I heard the special combination of events that assures a snow day.
The night before an impending storm:
1. Turn your pajamas inside out.
2. Put a spoon under your pillow.
3. Flush ice down the toilet.
Apparently practiced by school children and lunch ladies through eternity, it's sure to work.
Sorry if you wake up with a wooden spoon in your face, Shawn!